a brief chat with a friend..

I just had this conversation with a friend in my office. He has just come up with a weird swelling on his leg.

Me: 'I reckon it'll need amputating'
Him: 'Do you want to do it for me?'
Me: 'I cannot inflict physical pain on someone.'
Him: 'But you used to in the past.'
Me: 'That was just mental anguish.'
Him: 'You pushed them around a bit, too'
Me: 'That's cos they paid me.'
Him: 'You're sick' ...


and then we laughed our heads off!